Pop
music is full of wonders, super hits and sometimes awkwardness. No
doubt, pop music has got a seriously considerable following but guess
what? This music genre has produced most loveable songs as songs with
the most awkward lyrics. Let’s discuss the level of the awkwardness of
those songs. In my list of the top most awkward songs of all times some
songs are old too but trust me you will find them highly hilarious and
awkward as hell.
1.Detachable Penn*s
Lyrics
of this song circle around a guy who possesses a detachable penn*s. This
song was sung by the King Missle in 1992. The starting lyrics of song
are “I woke up this morning with the hangover of the last night with my
penn*s missing”. This first line of this song explains why I put this
song at the No #01 spot in the list. Actually, in this song the singer
is telling the tale of a guy who loses his detachable penn*s and in the
rest of the song he keeps contacting his friends to ask about his
private organ. Everyone denies about his part and at last he finds a man
who was selling it on the road for 20 bucks from where he buys it for
17 bucks (after a long bargain).
2.Let’s Talk About S*x
This
song was released in early 90’s and you should probably know that was
the time such lyrics where considered as bold enough to censor on the
radio. This song was sung a Salt – n– Peppa and was released in 1991.
The lyrics of the song cover full sex urges without any shame and that
is the reason why these lyrics still rock the hearts of the young sex
lovers. As I mentioned earlier, at the time of its release the topic was
considered as more than bold but this song hit the milestones in
today’s era. The starting lyrics of the song say, “let’s talk about the
s*x baby, just you and me”.
3.I want to s*x up
The
starting lyrics of the song explains the awkwardness of the full song.
Let me write the full starting lyrics for you and believe me this full
phrase is going to increase the rate of awkwardness of the song by 100
times i.e. I want to sex you up whole night. Actually, theme of this
song is very interesting because in this song a guy picks up a foxy girl
saying “I want to sex you up whole night” and the girl agrees to go
with him. If you are thinking to do the same thing to your crush, then
better stop here because such things never happen in the real life. In
case, if you have already made this mistake then you will end up in jail
not bed.
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